Jewniversally Quotes & Sayings

It was as if I had lost a layer of skin - I woke up laughing, or crying. — Jojo Moyes

Consider the challenge when a steady diet of spinach is on offer. — Kevin Warsh

Only the best will do? In this age of unlimited variety, rather the opposite is true: 'good enough' is the new optimum — Rolf Dobelli

Death was not the scariest thing out there; no, the denial of it could be far worse. — Nenia Campbell

It's hard to confine an irrational woman in a rational pattern, so I had no idea really what was in her mind. — Leslie Ford

My world's an eternity of total eclipse And I call it my personal apocalypse — Devon Eaton

Yes, my friends - it's becoming Jewniversally apparent. — James Ellroy

Someone said that if you're lonely at the top, it's because you didn't take anyone with you. — Craig Groeschel

The mathematicians have been very much absorbed with finding the general solution of algebraic equations, and several of them have tried to prove the impossibility of it. However, if I am not mistaken, they have not as yet succeeded. I therefore dare hope that the mathematicians will receive this memoir with good will, for its purpose is to fill this gap in the theory of algebraic equations. — Niels Henrik Abel

I'm a huge fan of dystopian films. I collect them in my brain. — Brittany Howard

I will be in Orlando during the atheist convention to do my best to counter the assaults upon Christ of the atheists. I also plan on running a large newspaper ad in the Orlando Sentinel addressed to the atheists and warning the Orlando area of the atheists' vile plans for their children. — Bill Murray

it was the night when people got paid and didn't have to work the next day, and so by tradition went out to get drunk and into fights. Then — Iain M. Banks

She licked her lips, and I ached to kiss her mouth. I wanted to lick it, nip it, suck on it; I wanted to own it. I wanted to give her a kiss she's never fucking forget. — Ilsa Madden-Mills

It's like the smell of bread baking at Subway. You know it's not the way nature or God intended it to smell, but something about it's addictive. — Lauren Oliver

I have a female colleague who gets annoyed that Tina Fey seems to go out of her way in her movies to deride her looks, as if she weren't such an attractive woman. — David Edelstein

No," Hood said. He leaned over me to the desk and the odor of unwashed detective overlaid with cheap cologne almost made me gag. Hood scooped up the photos and straightened as he stuffed them back into the envelope. With Hood a few feet away from me once more, I managed to breathe again, and since my curiosity was coming to a boil, I used the breath for something practical. "They're all very nice pictures," I said. "But so what? — Jeff Lindsay