Jewish Comedians Quotes & Sayings

Love the broken.
Lift the fallen.
Care for the barren. — Debasish Mridha

Boys are usually forbidden to have any contact with the Hunters. The last one to see this camp ... " She looked at Zoe. "Which one was it?"
That boy in Colorado," Zoe said. "You turned him into a jackalope."
Ah, yes." Artemis nodded, satisfied. "I enjoy making jackalopes ... — Rick Riordan

The Nazis have no sense of humor, so why should they want television? Anyhow, they killed most of the really great comedians. Because most of them were Jewish. In fact, she realized, they killed off most of the entertainment field. I wonder how Hope gets away with what he says. Of course, he has to broadcast from Canada. And it's a little freer up there. But Hope really says things. Like the joke about Goring . . . the one where Goring buys Rome and has it shipped to his mountain retreat and then set up again. And revives Christianity so his pet lions will have something to - — Philip K. Dick

Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish? — Paul Lynde

Look at a person carefully long enough, and you'll know more about him than he himself does." The — Hermann Hesse

I'd convinced myself that girls are like small bears: cute to look at, but far too dangerous to have lunch with. — Jenny Lawson

Finding tricks to create flattering body shape is the key to style. — Stacy London

A friend of mine is trying to do a documentary where he brings Jewish and Arab comedians to occupied territories in Israel. He wants to do shows as a way of finding some comedic common denominator. When he proposed the idea to one of the officials at the Jenin refuge camp, the guy just stared at him and said, "This is not a joke to us. We don't think that laughing is the answer." — Harold Ramis

I wish you the wisdom to recognize where your past relationships were poisoned ... and the strength to break the cycle of accepting less than you deserve. — Steve Maraboli

The great mystery of life is the length of it. — Venita VanCaspel

If I am mad, it is mercy! May the gods pity the man who in his callousness can remain sane to the hideous end! — H.P. Lovecraft

What good were the rules of time when the rules of magic contradicted them. — Orson Scott Card

The people that keep coming back every year are diehards. I'll go out there to host a panel and I know half of the audience. I see them, every year, and they come back for more because they believe in us. That's one of the coolest things. — Zachary Levi

I don't use the word lightly, in fact, I don't use it at all, but Ben Marcus is a genius, one of the most daring, funny, morally engaged and brilliant writers, someone whose work truly makes a difference in the world. His prose is, for me, awareness objectified-he makes the word new and thus the world. — George Saunders

I play the ukulele. I have a great group of friends, and we do things like have battles of the bands - me sometimes on ukulele, but mostly on drums. — Mike Myers

I know a lot about Jewish comedians. — Dana Snyder

Like lightning she snatched her axe, and struck him on the neck - deep - once - twice - his life-blood gushed out, staining her feet.
The stars touched midnight. — Clemence Housman

Jewish comedians do the best Jewish jokes, and anyone else doing that, they don't have a right to, because they're not coming from that experience. I know that's a slightly heightened example, but it's the same thing. We're bumpkins, so we can make bumpkin jokes. — Simon Pegg