Jessfield Park Quotes & Sayings

Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole. — George Carlin

The people who pretend that dying is rather like strolling into the next room always leave me unconvinced. Death, like birth, must be a tremendous event. — J.B. Priestley

I was raised by all women. I had no men in my life; it was my mom, my sister, and my grandmother. I've never identified as a man. I've always either felt like a boy or something else. I feel really uncomfortable thinking that, technically, I'm supposed to be a man, because I don't feel like one. — Zachary Cole Smith

I am definitely quick to adapt. I am not scared to come into a new environment. — Dasha Zhukova

Do you see over yonder, friend Sancho, thirty or forty hulking giants? I intend to do battle with them and slay them. — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

You go to a pop concert or a classical concert but there's nothing in between. — Andre Rieu

The French: a people who have used their sophisticated culture and beautiful language to bequeath to the world the sliced potato. — Bauvard

Now I have to think about whether I shoved the condoms in the fridge with the scallops. — Tawna Fenske

If honest of heart and uprightness before God were lacking or if I did not patiently wait on God for instruction, or if I preferred the counsel of my fellow-men to the declarations of the Word of God, I made great mistakes. — George Muller

President Obama vowed in his State of the Union address to make assisting domestic manufacturers a top priority for his second term. — Karen Mills