Jessealkire Quotes & Sayings

If a restaurant offers crayons, I always take them and color throughout the meal. It beats talking to the people I came to dinner with. — Stephan Pastis

Leap, and the net appears. — Julia Cameron

Well, that's good to know. 'Cause man, do I ever like looking at you."
"You do?"
"Oh yeah. I like these," he said, and then he stroked over her eyebrows with his thumbs. Not her breasts or her c*nt or her lips, but those big black hairy things that were pretty much the bane of her existence. And he didn't stop there. He touched the bump on the bridge of her nose and the mole just beneath her ear, murmuring all the while about how sweet he found them, how delicious. — Charlotte Stein

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become. — Nathan Fillion

When I was playing I felt tired all the time. My recovery period was a lot longer than the other players. They'd be ok after an hour - I'd have to stay in bed till the next session. — Jonah Lomu