Jeselnik Offensive Quotes & Sayings

The mountain is your mother," Stonesnake had told him during an easier climb a few days past. "Cling to her, press yourself against her teats, and she won't drop you. — George R R Martin

I think you judge yourself too severely, a quality that always distinguishes people of true worth. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I'm not just offensive, I'm very smart about the way that I do it, and that takes a lot of time. People say that young comics shouldn't be trying these things. That's ridiculous. You should try everything and see what sticks. — Anthony Jeselnik

We'd better eat before we raise hell." - Aelin Ashrvyer Galathynius — Sarah J. Maas

I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke. — Anthony Jeselnik

So I say keep yelling and hustling every minute you're in uniform. — Enos Slaughter

I don't care what the weather is, I will always wear my coats. I am always freezing, so it works out perfectly for me! — Kim Kardashian

I think some people just don't know that much about comedy. It would be like a person who didn't know anything about football thinking all offensive linemen are the same. — Anthony Jeselnik

I'm fascinated by offensive subject matter. Always have been. It is very natural to me, as any teach I've ever had growing up could attest. — Anthony Jeselnik

Death is not a resident of the house. 'Death' is merely the name we give to certain rooms of the house, rooms that we, the so-called 'living,' fear for the simple reason that we have not passed through them. — Tom Robbins

You will be courteous to your elders who have explored to the point from which you may advance; and helpful to your juniors who will progress farther by reason of your labors. — Abbott L. Lowell