Jerry Stiller Festivus Quotes & Sayings

I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important. — Leslie Nielsen

To live a life of gratitude is to open our eyes to the countless ways in which we are supported by the world around us. — Gregg Krech

Oh my God. I didn't. I couldn't have. No. no, no. Holy Crap, I did. I just shot Jason Pierce in the chest with a taser. — Ashley Stoyanoff

Once you get to the Enlightenment, the way that powers get to be hyperpowers isn't just by conquest. It's through commerce and innovation. Societies like the Dutch Republic and the United States used tolerance to become a magnet for enterprising immigrants. — Amy Chua

Individuals who are uncomfortable with themselves sometimes emit vibes that make others uncomfortable. — Amy Dickinson

Some books we read, tho' few there are that hit the happy point where wisdom joins with wit. — Benjamin Franklin

The simplest way to attract a ghost was to sit quietly and open yourself up to the interactions. He'd seen those shows where a passel of tough guys ran around abandoned asylums and jails, hollering macho taunts at the spirits. There was a reason they rarely found any useful evidence or got more than a banging door for their troubles: ghosts didn't answer to shitheels. — Lauren M. Roy

There is not a particle of life which does not bear poetry within it — Gustave Flaubert

The biggest lie ever is that practice makes perfect. Not true - practice makes you better. — Barbara Oakley

You don't need anyone to show you how to be good, you're so much better when you're bad. — Jay Crownover

Exploiting a sustainable competitive advantage is great ... If you can find it. — Rita Gunther McGrath

If you write about a place, you need to be right about the place! — Laurence Bradbury

As I look into the future, I see radical changes in both how people 'attain beauty,' and how the world perceives beauty. In general, I believe traditional beauty will be less valuable - and more uniqueness will be heralded. — Tyra Banks

Romance dies hard, because its very nature is to want to live. — Andre Dubus