Jerry Lawler Funny Quotes & Sayings

Quo usque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra? In heaven's name,Catiline, how long will you abuse ourpatience? — Marcus Tullius Cicero

I have no other network to compare it to, but FOX has treated me lovely. — Katie Nolan

The fats dented the flats. — Jerry Lawler

We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to. — Jerry Lawler

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling. — Jerry Lawler

I know when I was an assistant coach and I started interviewing for head coaching jobs, I actually lost out on many jobs, several jobs, and the complaint that I got was, 'Well, he doesn't fit the mold of a head coach. He doesn't look the part. He's not gonna jump up and down. He's not going to scream.' — Tony Dungy

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie. — Jerry Lawler

Dawn came on us like a betrayer; it seemed as though the new sun rose as an ally of our enemies to assist in our destruction. — Primo Levi

Go back to your bingo hall. — Jerry Lawler

The origin of nursing started out with prostitutes, who would go care for people in jail. That was back when nobody wanted to go to the hospital because it was basically a place that you went to die. It started progressing with the visiting nurses in the South. The women started wearing these outfits to make it look like they were more sophisticated and so that they could be more respected. They started recruiting women from good education backgrounds because they wanted to make it a more respected profession. — Eve Hewson

Foley looks like an un-made bed. — Jerry Lawler

It's not in the interests of the self-serving government to educate the masses to the point where they are smart enough to see through the bullshit - because then people will be too smart to vote for them again. — Christina Engela

My passion is more in songwriting than ... in being a star. — Shania Twain