Jerry Lawler Best Quotes & Sayings

OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed. — Jerry Lawler

Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull! — Jerry Lawler

When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch. — Jerry Lawler

As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator! — Jerry Lawler

You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia ... a tourist. — Jerry Lawler

The fats dented the flats. — Jerry Lawler

Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him. — Jerry Lawler

We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to. — Jerry Lawler

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services. — Jerry Lawler

Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me. — Jerry Lawler

Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions? — Jerry Lawler

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie. — Jerry Lawler

Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita! — Jerry Lawler

But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet. — Jerry Lawler

The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries. — Jerry Lawler

I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school. — Jerry Lawler

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon. — Jerry Lawler

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" — Jerry Lawler

Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels. — Jerry Lawler

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts! — Jerry Lawler

When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way. — Jerry Lawler

I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show. — Jerry Lawler

J.R.'s got moves like Jagger! — Jerry Lawler

In some ways Lawler is a conceptual Diane Arbus. She's a stalker who takes advantage of situations. She pulls back curtains, causing normal things to look freakish and the freakish to turn mundane. — Jerry Saltz

You know what they say in Arkansas ... manure happens. — Jerry Lawler

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling. — Jerry Lawler

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing! — Jerry Lawler

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine. — Alex Riley

I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking. — Jerry Lawler

A little sex on TV never hurt anyone ... unless you fall off! — Jerry Lawler

A saboteur in the house of art and a comedienne in the house of art theory, Lawler has spent three decades documenting the secret life of art. Functioning as a kind of one-woman CSI unit, she has photographed pictures and objects in collectors' homes, in galleries, on the walls of auction houses, and off the walls, in museum storage. — Jerry Saltz

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock. — Jerry Lawler

I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly. — Jerry Lawler

Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick. — Jerry Lawler