Jerkoffs Quotes & Sayings

Let's have a toast for the douchebags,
Let's have a toast for the assholes,
Let's have a toast for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast to the jerkoffs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can — Kanye West

Exactly as we might ask God, and do ask God, to change our fate. The difference is that in the story the writer actually replies and in the end even changes his mind. — Daniel Kehlmann

The dream is to be regarded, says Binz, "as a physical process always useless, frequently morbid. — Sigmund Freud

God desires that we become spiritually healthy enough through faith to have a conscience that rightly interprets the work of the Holy Spirit. — Beth Moore

For our purposes you can consider it a small country between Germany and France."
"But there isn't anything between Germany and France. Except Switzerland."
"Precisely," said Jace. — Cassandra Clare

The man who pets a lion may tame it, but the man who coddles the body makes it ravenous. — John Climacus

Only a meditator is able to die consciously as life is an opportunity to prepare for death. Meditation is a death, a death of the ego. — Swami Dhyan Giten

The record from the Vostok core shows that CO2 levels and temperatures have varied in tandem. Current CO2 levels are unprecedented in the last 420,000 years. Credit: J.R. Petit et al, Nature, vol. 399 (1999). — Elizabeth Kolbert

Nobody's ever said that pins are a tool of diplomacy. — Madeleine Albright

Lindsay Lohan was the 'It' girl from, like, 14. That's a lot of pressure. — Saoirse Ronan

Cletus's famous sausage is famous." Cletus's — Penny Reid

Looking down at the Chinese officer who was trying to gather his entrails with his hands. Suriyawong had the irrational thought that the man ought really to wash his organs before jamming them back into his abdomen. It was so unsanitary. — Orson Scott Card

A love song must respect the canons of music beauty, entering the fibers of those who are listening. It must make them dream and pleasantly introduce them to the universe of love. — Andrea Bocelli

Ben sighed loudly. "Can you help Tory or not?"
Jason's cool slipped a notch. "If you don't need anything, why are you here?"
"I'm studying jerkoffs in the wild," Ben answered dryly. "This seemed like a good chance to observe one up close. — Kathy Reichs

Effort makes some great men famous.
Even greater effort enables other great men to remain unknown. — Idries Shah

My goals were last year to win the world champs and this year to win the Olympic Games and I've done that and I couldn't be happier. — Sally Pearson

Intellect without humanity is not good enough ... what the world is suffering from at the present time is not so much an overabundance of intellect as an insufficiency of humanity. — Ashley Montagu

Im studying jerkoffs in the wild," Ben answered dryly. "This seemed like a good chance to view one up close. — Kathy Reichs