Jerk Movie Quotes & Sayings
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My dad was a great movie companion. He wouldn't diminish 'The Jerk.' If I liked it, he liked it. He could see it through my eyes. — Noah Baumbach

Did you seriously jerk off just now?" I demand.
He nods as if it's no biggie. "What, you think I can sit through a whole movie with blue balls?"
I gawk at him. "So you can't have sex with anyone while I'm in the house, but you can go upstairs and do that?"
A wolfish grin stretches his mouth. "I could've done it down here, but then you would've been too tempted to take over for me. I was trying to be nice."
It's hard not to roll my eyes. So I don't bother fighting the urge. "Trust me, I would have kept my hands to myself."
"With my cock right there in the open? No way. You wouldn't be able to help yourself." He arches a brow. "I have a great cock. — Elle Kennedy

I'm 48. For a while after 'The Jerk' (movie) I had a feeling of failure. I was a little scared. First people discover you and they love you. You get big and then you fail. And people are glad that you fail. But I've always come back and I've started to trust myself. — Steve Martin

The fact that you just said The Jerk is your favorite movie ever is incredibly fucking hot and I'm pretty sure we need to make out now. — Colleen Hoover