Jepsen Murphy Quotes & Sayings

I am constantly amazed by how much stranger science is than science fiction — Marcus Chown

I think that every once in a while, God ventures out for a cosmic burrito of ghost peppers and moon cats. The next day he craps out a giant flaming ball of gas. Those are the stars. The planets are remnants of other meals, grilled lava sandwiches or basalt burgers with Saturn rings. The universe is God's infinite toilet, and we are the bacteria clinging to his fecal matter. — Jon D. Gold

Prayer is the main dish. Everything else is gravy. — Jared Brock

I did Lassie for six years and I never had anybody come up to me and say, 'It made me want to be a farmer.' — June Lockhart

I believe that reality TV should be called 'not reality' TV; it's fiction. — Hill Harper

Captain Phelan," came the crisp voice of one of the Sisters of Charity. With her stern demeanor and forbidding expression, the nun was so intimidating that some of the soldiers had suggested--out of her hearing, of course--that if she were dispatched to fight the Russians, the war would be won in a matter of hours. — Lisa Kleypas