Jeph Howard Quotes & Sayings

I'm a novelist, that's how I make my livelihood, and I concentrate on the novels. — David Mitchell

Shopping in the right kind of stores and looking for healthier foods can be a wonderful adventure to health. — Jane Velez-Mitchell

Kiss the fattest part of my ass — Jen Lancaster

Depression is like a bruise that never goes away. A bruise in your mind. You just got to be careful not to touch it where it hurts. It's always there, though. — Jeffrey Eugenides

Now I see it clearly. My whole life has pointed in one direction. I see that now. There never has been any choice for me. — Paul Schrader

I don't have to hate any person because I can always start anew, I can always reconcile. — Nhat Hanh

A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party. — Doug Stanhope

In other centuries, human beings wanted to be saved, or improved, or freed, or educated. But in our century, they want to be entertained. The great fear is not of disease or death, but of boredom. A sense of time on our hands, a sense of nothing to do. A sense that we are not amused. — Michael Crichton

Letters to absence can a voice impart, And lend a tongue when distance gags the heart. — Horace Walpole