Jentlestrength Quotes & Sayings

The zoo lady, whose name is Maya, is here again. — Katherine Applegate

No man that has ever lived has done a thing to please God
primarily. It was done to please himself, then God next. — Mark Twain

I decide to release myself the only way I can imagine: I pee my pants. — Phil Torcivia

Well, someone asks, how can we be sure God is trustworthy? The answer is that this is the one part of the Lord's Prayer Jesus himself prayed in the Garden of Gethsemane, under circumstances far more crushing than any of us will ever face. He submitted to his Father's will rather than following his own desires, and it saved us. That's why we can trust him. Jesus is not asking us to do anything for him that he hasn't already done for us, under conditions of difficulty beyond our comprehension. Luther adds, following Augustine, that without this trust in God, we will try to take God's place and seek revenge on those who have harmed us.203 — Timothy J. Keller

The greatest treasure you can leave your children is a sense of modesty and the advice to follow virtuous persons. — Theognis Of Megara

But my husband came from a small town and hardworking parents like I did, and I don't think we've lost that mind-set. We don't have a bowling alley in our basement. We don't have houses on the beach and one in New York and one in L.A. — Carrie Underwood

If you want to get caught robbing a bank, just write your holdup note on the back of one of your own checks or deposit slips. It happens about forty-five times a year in the United States, according to the FBI. — Cary McNeal

If they cannot love and resist at the same time, they probably will not survive. — Audre Lorde

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack. — Dave Chappelle

Don't come closer to me at any time without make-up. I may slap and make you feel the taste of death. — Jeevagan Nagarajan

What it boils down to is that when you say the word Las Vegas it means something. You could say New York City and it doesn't really mean anything. When you say a word like Bangkok, in my mind it means something. There's not a lot of cities where the world literally brings a picture to your mind. — Todd Phillips

What a sad mistake we sometimes make when we think that God only cares about Christians. — Corrie Ten Boom

You're incorrigible," she said. Gathering up his socks and shoes. he crawled into the driver's seat and said, "No, I'm recidivous." Katie blinked at him. "What does that mean?" Giving her a smacking kiss, he said, "Incorrigible."

-Katie & Chase — Codi Gary