Jemaine Clement Dinner For Schmucks Quotes & Sayings

Trust that man in nothing who has not a conscience in everything. — Laurence Sterne

We don't always get what we deserve," she replied, patting James over his heart. "Sometimes we get more; sometimes we get less. At least we get something. — Kate Jacobs

Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn tea — Cid_

Living did not mean one joy piled upon another. It was merely the hope for less pain, hope played like a playing card upon another hope, a wish for kindnesses and mercies to emerge like kings and queens in an unexpected change of the game. One could hold the cards oneself or not: they would land the same regardless. — Lorrie Moore

I call myself a vegetarian with vegan tendencies. — Leona Lewis

If he's not gay and he hung out with you the whole time, he wanted to be. It's boyfriend or want to be boyfriend or I guess gay. Those are the choices. — Daniel Handler

We must have the self-knowledge of our destiny and the purpose of our birth on earth — Sunday Adelaja

Beauty is not always in the face, but it is always in confidence. — Debasish Mridha

But the very fact that this world is so challenging is exactly why you sometimes must reach out of its jurisdiction for help, appealing to a higher authority in order to find your comfort. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Quid rides? Mutato nomine et de te fabula narrator. [Why do you laugh ? Change only the name and this story is about you.] — Horace