Jellenheimer Quotes & Sayings

As they say in Italy, Italians were eating with a knife and fork when the French were still eating each other. The Medici family had to bring their Tuscan cooks up there so they could make something edible. — Mario Batali

Meritocracy is a social arrangement like any other: it is a loose set of rules that can be adapted in order to obscure advantages, all the while justifying them on the basis of collective values. pg. 199 — Shamus Rahman Khan

I hated having to be someplace on time, it took away so many potential orgasms. — Gini Koch

I just operate on the assumption that all phone conversations are bugged. — Terry McAuliffe

Sometimes destiny lies just outside of our reach. — Alyson Noel

When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals. — Demetri Martin

He will not let you come barging in to his world like the proverbial bull in the china shop. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Motherhood is nitty and gritty and brutal and wonderful, but everything I read is about the wonderful parts. Sometimes, you're really in the trenches! — Constance Marie