Jeffords Funeral Home Quotes & Sayings

Please leave my computer alone.. I only like cookies when I can eat them. — Heather Wolf

When it waynes, it pours. — Lil' Wayne

I don't take checks, but I do accept most forms of foreplay and sex as payment. — Gail McHugh

Since the early beginning of history, India has been the Klondyke of the world — Virchand Gandhi

Throughout my life, until this very moment, whatever virtue I have accomplished, including any benefit that may come from this book, I dedicate to the welfare of all beings.
May the roots of suffering diminish. May warfare, violence, neglect, indifference, and addiction also decrease.
May the wisdom and compassion of all beings increase, now and in the future.
May we clearly see all the barriers we erect between ourselves and others to be as insubstantial as our dreams.
May we appreciate the great perfection of all phenomena.
May we continue to open our hearts and minds, in order to work ceaselessly for the benefit of all beings.
May we go to the places that scare us.
May we lead the life of a warrior. — Pema Chodron

I've been a serial monogamist my whole life so I think at this point I'm just going to take a break. — Chelsea Kane

His eyes searched every inch of my face. "I don't know . . . if I've ever been this distracted by someone," he said. — Christina Lauren

Even as a partisan Republican, I'm not sure a 40-year run is healthy for either party. — Ed Gillespie

You have to be who you truly are, and love who you are, to be beautiful. — CL