Jeff Zenter Quotes & Sayings

Mother of Marvels, mysterious and tender Nature, why do we not live more in thee. — Henri Frederic Amiel

It's fun to be in California. The police are kind of weird here. They ask you stupid questions. 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' Because I have pot in the glove compartment? — Robert Schimmel

Though it had no wide reputation, all manner of people frequented 'The Midnight Bell.' This was in its nature, of course, since it is notorious that all manner of people frequent all manner of public-houses - which in this respect resemble railway stations and mad-houses. — Patrick Hamilton

The snozberries taste like snozberries! — Roald Dahl

I will tell the stork-man. — Tamora Pierce

Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God. — Francis Bacon