Jeff Spicoli Quotes & Sayings

Hey, Audrey, shut the fuck up. We're trying to watch the game. — Jillian Dodd

The little boy I watched throwing pebbles into the empty fountain, he wasn't too old to climb trees. You could tell he had too much wisdom for his age. Probably he believed that he wasn't made for this world. I wanted to say to him: If not you, who? — Nicole Krauss

Get the kids to understand that they shouldn't worry about who makes the shot, only whether or not the shot is made — Pete Carril

And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked. — Jane Austen

Think different, be different.
-Vdor — Vernard Dorsey

It is a poor observance of our first century as a nation if we run up a flag of surrender with three dying maple leaves on it. — Charlotte Whitton

You have to be careful not to use anything too colloquial or you date the book. — Chris Crutcher

Can't you treat yourself with a bit more consideration?'
'Why should I?' Mordion said, hugging the duvet round himself.
'Because you're a person, of course!' Ann snapped at him. 'One person ought to treat another person properly even if the person's himself! — Diana Wynne Jones

The question of religion was a matter for each individual's conscience, and in a great many cases was the outcome of birth or residence in a certain geographical area. — James Larkin

I believe that numbers and functions of Analysis are not the arbitrary result of our minds; I think that they exist outside of us, with the same character of necessity as the things of objective reality, and we meet them or discover them, and study them, as do the physicists, the chemists and the zoologists. — Charles Hermite

Carefully study the well-being of your men, and do not overtax them. Concentrate your energy and hoard your strength. Keep your army continually on the move, and devise unfathomable plans. — Sun Tzu

And we learned that you don't have to be famous or rich or physically healthy to be a leader. You just have to try to be a true person. We learned that helping other people brings out the good in everybody. — Joan Bauer

Beware the god who cannot laugh. — Alain De Benoist