Jeebus Meme Quotes & Sayings

I like the tube more than the NY subway though, you've got cushioned seats. — Neil Patrick Harris

4Sing the praises of the LORD, you his faithful people; praise his holy name. 5For his anger lasts only a moment, but his favor lasts a lifetime; weeping may stay for the night, but rejoicing comes in the morning. — Anonymous

I am not a titleholder; I don't steal; I don't lie... — Ljupka Cvetanova

Hero shows you how to solve the problem - yourself. — Jet Li

If it makes you feel any better we will be happy to attack a country that had nothing to do with it. — Bill Maher

But cocks aren't supposed to lay eggs ... " Sahil said, trying to untangle himself. " ... they're supposed to fertilise them. — Faraaz Kazi

Love, real love, is being seen. Being known. Knowing the ugliest part of someone, and loving them anyway. And ... I guess I think two people in love become something else, something more than the sum of their parts, you know? That it must be like you're creating a new world that exists just for the two of you. You're gods of your own pocket universe. — Cassandra Clare

Maybe the one had to be lost for the others to be found? — Donna Tartt

I believe an invitation from the Commission on Presidential Debates is similar to a draft notice - a civic responsibility. — Jim Lehrer

No one remembering that old man.
Except, I just did, there — Ali Smith

Now, just think, to accuse me of such a crime. Think of it! I, who have for twenty-five years single- handed struggled against the invasion of the Russian Government into American money markets, and to this day stave them off. Think of it! Who, as I, have been foremost in the past for agitation and insisted to the President of the United States; as some of you must know, that our treaty with Russia must be abrogated. — Jacob Schiff

For where is any author in the world Teaches such beauty as a woman's eye? — William Shakespeare

I think I'm very fortunate to be born in America. And lucky to be able to have lived and had the opportunity to do what I want to do. — Ralph Lauren

Professor Ian McDonald of Guy's hospital in London ... has found that, in young men, sugar raises the level of cholesterol in the blood, and especially ... tri-glycerides. — John Yudkin

Describing yourself by your earthly nativity is carnality. Being born again, your nativity is of divinity. — Chris Oyakhilome