Jebus Simpsons Quotes & Sayings

Nothing is too absurd to be said by some of the philosophers. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved. — Charles Morgan

Literature gives us the great gift of the present moment. — Natalie Goldberg

There never yet was a mother who taught her child to be an infidel. — Josh Billings

I personally feel like, if you're watching a film about war, you should get a sense of what it's really like. — Angelina Jolie

It is the idea that it's a movie in a movie. So I did it. — Penelope Spheeris

An observation that people who live permanently in an adoptive country tend to progressively generalize the bad and particularize the good, that is, attribute the bad traits in people they encounter to the national trait of the natives, and the good things to the individual.
This holds equally well for French people living in the U.S. as it does for Americans living in France. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Women love a self-confident bald man. — Larry David

The hardest part is developing the idea, and that can take years. — Eric Carle

If you've got a partner that's supportive and you're doing something you enjoy it doesn't ever become a job or a burden. Its about community, new friendships, support mechanism. — Anita Roddick

Zsadist: I didn't make up the rules of this scenario
Wrath: You'll die if you go by yourself.
Zsadist: Well ... I'm kind of ready to get off the ride.
Phury felt his skin get tight all over. — J.R. Ward

The Wasted Words You will forgive me, I hope you don't mind me saying, I just wanted to add, if you've got time and I've said it before and I'll say it again, because you should know, before we go any further, we should put everything on the table because the reality is and the truth is and the fact of the matter is, I shouldn't interrupt but I was wondering and if you know, please tell me, how we manage to say so much, without saying anything at all. — Pleasefindthis

We are only an instant, that's true. But we are eternal. — Alice Hoffman

Eat and drink and sit with the mighty, and make yourself agreeable to them; for from the good you will learn what is good, but if you mix with the bad you will lose the intelligence which you already have. — Plato

A straight face is an ignorant man's attempt to appear knowledgeable. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana