Jayawardena Hospital Quotes & Sayings

How do you know you told a good punch line, a good joke? It's because they laugh. How do you know you've got a good scary punch line? It's because they jump out of the seat or scream. So the best reward is one you can listen to. — Katie Holmes

Where did Wayne Newton go when the USA went to shit? I was more stoned than I had realized. — James Howard Kunstler

You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'the Chosen Captain' - 'The Boy Who Scored' - whatever they call you these days. — J.K. Rowling

Never force yourself to read a book that you do not enjoy. There are so many good books in the world that it is foolish to waste time on one that does not give you pleasure. — Atwood H. Townsend

Because I wanna get to know her.
Because I think she's beautiful, interestin', and sexy as fuck, and that laugh of hers knocks me on my ass. And I think she wants me, too only she's afraid. — J.T. Geissinger

Although he was curious, she was also a little bit scared. — Sy Walker

Cynthia ordered Guilty Pleasure-why was I not surprised? — Rachel Hawthorne