Jay Halstead Quotes & Sayings

I know so much about men because I went to night school. — Mae West

When I were first learning to shoot a rifle, Pa told me that nearly every battle people face is in their heads. — Erin Bowman

We're never doing this again. The next time I leave, you're coming with me. — Charlotte Stein

I never want to be suspended in the limbo of non-decision again. It's like torturing yourself on purpose. — Siobhan Vivian

The masses demand a fighting President, and that means you've got to offend somebody, because the way I see it, a strong offense is the best attack.
So what can you offend?
That's an easy one. Offend the other candidates, because they'll be too busy talking to hear you, and besides, they might not vote for you anyway. — Gracie Allen

America's gun culture demonstrates itself in the Wild West, Dirty Harry mentality of people who actually believe that if a number of people were armed in the theater in Aurora, they would have been able to take down this nutjob in body armor and military style artillery. When in fact almost every policeman in the country would tell you that that would have only increased the tragedy and added to the carnage. — Bob Costas

In deep meditation, all of the things that we call life, all of the combinations of experiences, fall away. — Frederick Lenz

Instinctively we naturally want to guard or protect something we view as precious. — Sunday Adelaja

He couldn't undo the past, nor could he know how he had already altered the future. But that didn't matter. What he really cared about was captured in the warmth of their interlaced fingers. What mattered was the life the two of them made together now. — Ginn Hale

When I look down into this fucked out cunt of a whore I feel the whole world beneath me, a world tottering and crumbling, a world used up and polished like a leper's skull. — Henry Miller

Madame Altamont was leaving for a holiday. With her characteristic concern for propriety and orderliness, she emptied her refrigerator and gave the left-overs to the concierge: two ounces of butter, a pound of fresh green beans, two lemons, half a pot of redcurrant jam, a dab of fresh cream, a few cherries, a port of milk, a few bits of cheese, various herbs, and three Bulgarian-flavour yoghurts. — Georges Perec

A lot of comedies are based on the reaction shot. You have one person doing something stupid and one person is generally the straight man, and the laughs generally come on the reaction of the straight man to the funny thing the other person has done. — Richard Ayoade

With stand-up, it's more interesting to hear about people's failures than their successes. — Aziz Ansari