Jay Berg Quotes & Sayings

We anguish over more school facilities and ignore the unlimited classroom that is our city. — Richard Saul Wurman

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. — Evan Esar

He might as well have told she'd fallen out of the ugly tree and hit her face a few extra times on the way down. — Jessica R. Patch

The hasty bitch bringeth forth blind welps — Thomas More

the show started. The first few times, Jay ignored Joe — Dave Berg

Setting skepticism aside, even briefly, can make for very interesting explorations. It is not necessary that we change any of our beliefs. It is necessary that we examine them. — Julia Cameron

Maybe i would become a mermaid ... i would live in the swirling blue-green currents, doing exotic underwater dances for the fish, kissed by sea anemones, caressed by seaweed shawls. I would have a doliphin friend. He would have merry eyes and thick flesh of a god. My fingernails would be tiny shells and my skin would be like jade with light shining through it I would never have to come back up
— Francesca Lia Block

And the ship sailed onward, gliding serenely down the moonlit river toward the dark lands beyond. — Christopher Paolini

So, Zed, isn't this a killer outfit?"
"Certainly a killer, baby."
"Good, because I've bought another five just like it."
"You horrible, teasing fairy. If you really have more of those fashion disasters in your bags, I'm gonna hang you on top of the family Christmas tree in December. — Joss Stirling

Your imagination and some masturbation is a much better alternative to finding out what kind of person a bit of casual sex transforms you into. — S.A. Tawks