Jawhead Quotes & Sayings

Tengo made a point of asking people how old they were at the time of their first memory. — Haruki Murakami

Most of us, I suppose, are a little nervous of the sea. No matter what its smiles may be, we doubt its friendship. — H.M. Tomlinson

I missed out on a big part of your life, Gabi. You look absolutely beautiful in this picture. I have to tell you something before I lose my nerve." He turned. "I've loved-"
The .22 glistened underneath the florescent lighting. — Wendy Ely

Pirate Captain Jim
"Walk the plank," says Pirate Jim
"But Captain Jim, I cannot swim."
"Then you must steer us through the gale."
"But Captain Jim, I cannot sail."
"Then down with the galley slaves you go."
"But Captain Jim, I cannot row."
"Then you must be the pirate's clerk."
"But Captain Jim, I cannot work. — Shel Silverstein

Now I want you to remember something because I don't think we shall meet again very soon. It is this; however fashionable despair about the world and about people may be at present, and however powerful despair may become in the future, not everybody, or even most people, think and live fashionably; virtue and honour will not be banished from the world, however many popular moralists and panicky journalists say so. Sacrifice will not cease to be because psychiatrists have popularized the idea that there is often some concealed, self-serving element in it; theologians always knew that. Nor do I think love as a high condition of honour will be lost; it is a pattern in the spirit, and people long to make the pattern a reality in their own lives, whatever means they take to do so. In short, Davey, God is not dead. And I can assure you God is not mocked. — Robertson Davies

In London, theatregoers expect to laugh; in Paris, they wait grimly for proof that they should. — Robert Dhery

When you make up your mind to forgive, your happiness will almost automatically follow. — Stephen Richards

Hungry Joe was crazy, and no one knew it better than Yossarian, who did everything he could to help him. Hungry Joe just wouldn't listen to Yossarian. Hungry Joe just wouldn't listen because he thought Yossarian was crazy — Joseph Heller

Iron can only be destroyed by rust, and rust is a slow process which is caused by the hydrogen ion from water in the environment. Coat yourself against negative thoughts and be careful what you feed your mind because your mind is your greatest asset, make sure you are not using it against yourself. — Uzoma Nnadi

The scent of these arm-pits is aroma finer than prayer ... — Walt Whitman

It has long been recognized that the problems with alcohol relate not to the use of a bad thing, but to the abuse of a good thing. — Abraham Lincoln

All I could think to say was, The Lakers are my home team! — Rick Riordan