Javre Quotes & Sayings

To come with a well-informed mind is to come with an inability of administering to the vanity of others — Jane Austen

This was like being Alice in a very twisted Wonderland ... — Cherise Sinclair

This is a test. This is only a test. If this was my actual life I'd be famous, rich, and thin. — Becky Adams

Bloody North," said Shev as she picked her way towards it and had a tentative drag at the ropes. "Even their bridges are shit."
"Their men are good," said Javre, clattering out with no fear whatsoever. "Far from subtle, but enthusiastic."
"Great," said Shev as she edged after, exchanging a mutually suspicious glance with a crow perched atop one of the posts. "Men. The one thing that interests me not at all."
"You should try them."
"I did. Once. Bloody useless. Like trying to have a conversation with someone who doesn't even speak your language, let alone understand the topic."
"Some are certainly more horizontally fluent than others."
"No. Just no. The hairiness, and the lumpiness, and the great big fumbling fingers and ... balls. I mean, balls. What's that about? That is one singularly unattractive piece of anatomy. That is just ... that is bad design, is what that is. — Joe Abercrombie

It is difficult to discuss history, and more difficult to talk about now, today, even simple things. — Thabo Mbeki

Welcome to my life of constant doubt, anxiety and occasional sudden and unpredictable horror, Javre. I hope you enjoy your fucking visit. — Joe Abercrombie

I've never had a haircut where I've gone to a hair cutting place and they gave me an incorrect haircut. So I've been pretty lucky. — Chandler Riggs

If the virgin Mary had an abortion, I'd still be carried in a chariot of stampeding horses. — Nas