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Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck. — Christopher Paul Curtis

One of the most powerful things I'd learned since getting sober is to love and accept life on life's terms. Alcoholics have a hard time doing this; we're little id-driven crybabies, guzzling and complaining about how nothing in this life goes the way we think it should. Accepting and even embracing the world as it is can be radical, and it can have powerful, positive results. — Michelle Tea

I used to have a road-rage issue. — Mike White

Graig looks at me and bares his teeth - a smile. His happy look. Sometimes he gives me a treat when I smile back, so I'm good at that now. — Lea Kirk

God knows why God has made some of us ecclesiastically homeless, but I hope and pray that our being so may be in service to Christian unity. — Stanley Hauerwas