Jaust Consulting Quotes & Sayings

President Clinton says he looks forward to the day a citizen can call the IRS and get the right answer to a question. I look forward to the day I can call the IRS and get a voice that says, 'Sorry, that number has been disconnected.' — Jay Leno

Girls come up to me and start crying. Or they're so nervous, they are shaking. Some have tried to sneak grabs of my abs and my butt! — Ryan Guzman

Where was my guardian angel when I needed him most? If only I knew. — A. Esquivel

Women, tend to talk more than men, and they do this thing where they say things that can easily be shown. Like, they don't need to do that. — Chris D'Elia

For those who dream
Life can be
An Epic Adventure! — Marilyn Churchill

Just as important as knowing what gift God has given you is knowing which gifts He hasn't give you. Many Christians try for years to function with gifts they never had in the first place, and this doesn't do the Lord's work much good. It's like trying to hear something with your knee or throw a ball with your nose. Knees and noses are better off doing other things. — C. Wagner

I am thrilled to have been able to put together this new album. I listened to everything I had recorded in the 24 years with Elektra, and then just took all the ones I am mad about. — Judy Collins

I belong to love the world and its endless beauty. — Debasish Mridha

You really need to spend a lot of your time focussing people. — Keith Rabois

Obsolescence never meant the end of anything, it's just the beginning. — Marshall McLuhan

Faith in God offers no insurance against tragedy. Nor does it offer insurance against feelings of doubt and betrayal. If anything, being a Christian complicates the issue. If you believe in a world of pure chance, what difference does it make whether a bus from Yuba City or one from Salina crashes? But if you believe in a world ruled by a powerful God who loves you tenderly, then it makes an awful difference. — Philip Yancey

Everybody prays whether [you think] of it as praying or not. The odd silence you fall into when something very beautiful is happening or something very good or very bad. The ah-h-h-h! that sometimes floats up out of you as out of a Fourth of July crowd when the sky-rocket bursts over the water. The stammer of pain at somebody else s pain. The stammer of joy at somebody else's joy. Whatever words or sounds you use for sighing with over your own life. These are all prayers in their way. — Frederick Buechner

I don't know what the hell is going on with me and this girl, but every single time I'm around her, it's like I lose my shit. — Melyssa Winchester

Yoga probably makes me a better person. — Jennifer Morrison

Wisdom makes it even more likely that you will be exposed to the danger of fornication. — Sunday Adelaja