Jaspanllp Quotes & Sayings

We didn't push it down people's throats ... One turned into three in a short period of time. I built the first one and ... one day someone walked in and said "You know, I really like the design on this. Who built that?" I said "I did." He goes "Well, would you be interested in building me one?" I went "Yeah, I'll do that." — Drew Waters

I came up almost completely through the subsidised theatre. I have never been absolutely at the market interface, where I've got to sell my wares or die - I've always been protected from that. — Harriet Walter

The bottle and the cap don't fit: is the problem with the bottle or the cap? — Haruki Murakami

So now I'm getting my gown made by an exclusive seamstress, and all thos anorexic whores on Michigan Avenue and Oak Street who made me feel like the Goodyear blimp can kiss the very fattest part of my ass. — Jen Lancaster

I know winning 20 is a special kind of thing, but I'd rather get into the playoffs, and be strong for the playoffs. — Tim Hudson

But now that she had made him her confidant, he saw that he could not change this relationship. — John Cheever

I support any means to make real connections so long as that it does lead really quickly to real connections. It's the long-term online friendships and relationships that start to get a little hairy. — Nev Schulman

I like to write a lot of satire. — Earl King