Jason Witten Mnf Quotes & Sayings

My head aches, my eyes burn, my arms and legs have given up, and my face in the mirror has a grayish cast. The bed, across the room, calls in its unmistakable lover's croon, Come to me, come, only I can make you truly happy, oh, how happy I'll make you, don't resist, remember how you moan with pleasure the instant we touch ...
Laura Acosta — Lynne Sharon Schwartz

Golf is the only game I know where you call a foul on yourself. — Joe Torre

I have never Twittered or Tweeted or even Chirped. — P. J. O'Rourke

I've always been very wary of debates involving women. — Tony Abbott

It may be a movement towards becoming like little children to admit that we are generally nothing else. — Charles Williams