Jason Lancaster Quotes & Sayings

Faith is nothing but obedience and piety. — Baruch Spinoza

Goddamn you for making me love you so fucking hard. — Kendall Grey

Of what use would it be to you, sir, to become King of China on condition that you forgot what you have been? Would it not be the same as if God, at the same time he destroyed you, created a King in China? — Gottfried Leibniz

All small towns, scandal is always simmering on the back burner, like your Aunt Cindy's baked beans. — Stephen King

There's been rumors of war and wars that have been The meaning of life has been lost in the wind And some people thinkin' that the end is close by 'Stead of learnin' to live they are learnin' to die — Bob Dylan

Probably some of the best things that have ever happened to you in life, happened because you said yes to something. Otherwise things just sort of stay the same. — Danny Wallace

We may not know the whole story in our lifetime. — Earl Warren

The self-righteousness and other ego-puffery that makes missionaries and evangelists out of Christians is in truth a measure of how far they are from even the one thing they think is most certainly true, i.e. the confidence that they are truly Christians. — Kenny Smith

A birthday is a good time to begin a new; throwing away the old habits, as you would old clothes, and never putting them again. — Amos Bronson Alcott

I live my daydreams in music. — Albert Einstein

In Henry Adams, I discovered not only the prototype of the modern thinker but also someone who is more interesting: a viper-toothed, puling, supercilious crank, thwarted in ambition, aging gracelessly, mad at the cosmos, and ashamed of his own jejune ideals. He is nevertheless very dear to me. — P. J. O'Rourke

Last year, I twice voted against the Labor, HHS, and Education Appropriations bill because it did not adequately fund education in general, and Native American programs specifically. — Rick Renzi

I really learned how to improvise at the Groundlings.It's something I've always loved to do. For some reason it feels more honest at times. — Jillian Bell

God would even have forgiven Judas Iscariot, had he asked for His forgiveness. Judas wasn't damned for betraying Christ. He was damned for despairing, for rejecting the possibility that he might be forgiven for what he had done. — John Connolly

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary. — Adam Carolla