Jarrets Quotes & Sayings

I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it. — Ryan Reynolds

[Cole Porter] sang like a hinge. — Ethel Merman

INXS never had that groupie thing. No, no we really never did. Not in a sexual way - well, alright, then, maybe years ago. I've done a few stupid things in my time, but you've got to have respect for yourself, otherwise you end up getting used — Michael Hutchence

I'm a comic book fan. — Michael B. Jordan

The church is precisely that against which Jesus preached
and against which he taught his disciples to fight. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I could feel the ghosts of all the girls I'd been behind me in the alleyway, creeping in my wake. I could almost hear my own footsteps as an echo. For a moment it was so real that I spooked myself. I stopped and turned to look. There was only silence and darkness. I walked on. — Joshilyn Jackson

Oil patch lore suggests that on the sixth day, God made oil. He rested on the seventh day, because there's nothing easy about makin' oil.. — Greig Grey

Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds. — Logan Pearsall Smith

The U.S. should never get involved where we have no clear national interest. We should not intervene militarily in a country like Syria, where we can't separate friend from foe and might end up arming the very people who hate us the most. — Rand Paul