Jarons Furniture Quotes & Sayings

I might've been witty, but I didn't have a shtick. So, I never considered myself a comedian. — Scott Adsit

I don't want to offend people and I don't want to be mean, but social commentary and comedy for me are part and parcel. I think the greatest social activists are comedians. — Alanis Morissette

If you are going to make a change, don't go halfway. Make it with conviction and stick with your new idea. Ignore the scoffers. Remember, it is a law of nature that if something is different you're going to be taunted, jeered, and told the world is flat. Let the doubters fall off the edge. — Gary McCord

You can actually be intimate with the universe. — Diane Von Furstenberg

A fool more foolish than most had once jested that even Lord Tywin's shit was flecked with gold. Some said the man was still alive, deep in the bowels of Casterly Rock. — George R R Martin

WORTH IT and perfect are different things. No one's perfect, yet in romance, everyone becomes WORTH IT. And that's the trick. — Maureen Johnson

The seat of the greatest patriotic loyalties is in the stomach. Long after giving up all attachment to the land of his birth, the naturalized American citizen holds fast to the food of his parents. — Vicki Baum

Never let the church become a place where it's just a Las Vegas display place for you to show off. — Max Lucado

I use my fame now when I want to help a cause or other people. — Elizabeth Taylor

It's hard for the majority of people to accept what they don't understand. — J. D. Pardo

I see a dark light. — Victor Hugo

I think everything that happens in life we're prepared for in ways we really don't really know. — Chrisette Michele