Jari Porttila Quotes & Sayings

I haven't fully moved over to the iPad. At any given time, I have about four DVDs in my pocket. I'm constantly screening 'Top Chef,' 'Housewives,' and all the other shows we have in development, racing to meet a deadline. So I pretty much bring my laptop everywhere. — Andy Cohen

When I do something, it is all about self-discovery. I want to learn and discover my own limits. — Larry Ellison

A pleasurable woman could cause more harm than miserable one. — Santosh Kalwar

Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour and then they start dropping and they don't stop dropping until the act is completed. So it's not uncommon that they both fall all the way to the ground, hit the ground and both of them die. That's how committed they are to this. I thought to myself, 'Boy, don't we feel like wimps for stopping to answer the phone.' I don't know about you, but if I'm one of these two birds, you're getting close to the ground ... I would serioulsy consider fakin' it. — Ellen DeGeneres

Don't run with swords in your mouth! — Dan Meyer

Life can be hard in the real world. — Jenny B. Jones

A poet's mission is to make others confound fiction and reality in order to render them, for an hour, mysteriously happy. — Isak Dinesen

Front yards are not made to walk in, but, at most, through, and you could go in the back way. — Henry David Thoreau

Belief gives you the power to achieve the extraordinary — Chris Powell

If there is no possibility for change in a character, we have no interest in him. — Flannery O'Connor

Someone else's body is a place for your mind to go. — Jenny Holzer

I think, like, Twitter is somewhat difficult sometimes, and it can be kind of negative. — Chrissy Teigen

I look like vanilla pudding so nobody knows that on the inside I am spider soup. — Andrea Portes