Japery Quotes & Sayings

In the week before a race, I try to stay away from germ areas. I keep disinfectant wipes in my bag for when I have to use a supermarket trolley or something like that. — Paula Radcliffe

People even said I was a racist because I shot black bank robbers at the beginning of Dirty Harry. So, first I'm labeled right-wing. Then I'm a racist. Now it's macho or male chauvinism. It's a whole number nowadays to make people feel guilty on different levels. It doesn't bother me because I know where the fuck I am on the planet and I don't give a shit. — Clint Eastwood

I think that's a weak excuse, to say because a rapper's getting older that he ain't got it no more. Nah. Don't go by that philosophy. Let's just recognize that talent is within. — Raekwon

My favorite thing to steal is a kiss. You can get arrested for it but they can't force you to give it back. — Daniel Tosh

devotion needs distance, — Wolfgang Schaefer

We can be rescued from Hell only on this side of life, not in the afterlife. — Billy Graham

I drag my myth around with me. — Orson Welles

That which we obtain too easily, we esteem too lightly. — Thomas Paine

The burning point of paper was the moment where I knew that I would have to remember this. Because people would have to remember books, if other people burn them or forget them. We will commit them to memory. We will be come them. We become authors. We become their books. — Neil Gaiman