Jans Quotes & Sayings

My friendships, they are a very strong part of my life, they are as light as gossamer but also they are as strong as steel. And I cannot throw them off, nor altogether do with them or without them. And I love them at the point where they say: It is nice to see you again. And I love them too at the point when they say: Good-bye, come again soon. The rhythm of friendship is a very good rhythm. — Stevie Smith

To high-drive labs and boarder collies, fetch is often more than just a game; it's their job, a dead serious business. — Nick Jans

Pursuit and possession are accompanied by states of consciousness so wide apart that they can never be united. — Jack London

Those rich guys were right. Money can't buy happiness, because happiness is everywhere. It's free, like air. — Donald Jans

I'm not sure who faked their orgasm first, but thankfully it was over rather quickly. — Donald Jans

Sorry, Jack. I really needed to hit rock bottom before I could dust myself off. — Donald Jans

I was convinced that the proverb about money not buying happiness was written by a rich guy who didn't want you to feel bad because you didn't have any. — Donald Jans

I didn't want fine. I wanted to be somebody. Somebody with plenty of money. — Donald Jans

God provides the wind, Man must raise the sail. — Augustine Of Hippo

Imogen was a bright girl naturally, but she had read so many novels that her brain was completely turned. — Susan Coolidge

Summer in England THOSE WORDS ARE SUPPOSED TO CONJURE UP HALCYON SUNNY afternoons; the smell of new-mown hay, little old ladies on bicycles pedaling past the village green on their way to the church jumble sale, the vicar's tea party, the crunching sound of a fast-bowled cricket ball fracturing the batsman's skull, and so on. — Charles Stross

I've never had any feeling of disconnection between the classical theater, or the contemporary theater, or musical theater, or the thing that we call opera. — Trevor Nunn

They were in charge of the privilege of staying and the joy of firing. — Donald Jans

He looked so boring I didn't dare get too close to him for fear he'd snatch part of my brain — Donald Jans