Janeth Griffith Quotes & Sayings

I don't have a problem with guilt about money. The way I see it is that my money represents an enormous number of claim checks on society. It's like I have these little pieces of paper that I can turn into consumption. If I wanted to, I could hire 10,000 people to do nothing but paint my picture every day for the rest of my life. And the GDP would go up. But the utility of the product would be zilch, and I would be keeping those 10,000 people from doing AIDS research, or teaching, or nursing. I don't do that though. I don't use very many of those claim checks. There's nothing material I want very much. And I'm going to give virtually all of those claim checks to charity when my wife and I die. — Warren Buffett

April in Paris, chestnuts in blossom, holiday tables under the trees. — E.Y. Harburg

In Heaven you're going to be the same make, but a new model! — David Berg

Pug said: "I'm trying to think of the best way of knocking you off."
"The Chinese do it with rats," I said. "They let 'em eat the victim."
"Where am I going to get the rats?"
"Well," I said, "there're three in the car now."
I don't know which one hit me; Pug or the guy with the garlic breath. It was the barrel of a pistol and it cooled me for a couple of minutes. When I came to we had stopped by a small shack. I was alone with the guy on my left. — Jonathan Latimer

He said Catholics probably had an advantage, you could hedge your bets right until you were dying. — Alice Munro

Sometimes when things get too real, my sarcasm takes over — Colleen Hoover

To strive with an equal is dangerous; with a superior, mad; with an inferior, degrading. — Seneca The Younger

I had a prodigious life, living in a grown-up world when I was a child. But I think my abilities were about perceptiveness, and they were about examining psychology and examining people and relationships. — Jodie Foster

Great things come out of being hungry and cold. Once you're pampered, you get lazy. — Rob Zombie

It's fine to have anal sex as long as you're not in high school. — Mia Kirshner