James Varney Quotes & Sayings

Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun; it shines everywhere. — William Shakespeare

The genres change but all of my stories feature ordinary people thrown into frightening, life-altering situations. — Brian Pinkerton

Eric cheated on her with a girl dumber than a box of Beanie Babies and lied about it. — Carey Corp

Fat slips through the intestinal wall and into the bloodstream where it distributes the nutrients throughout the body. Olestra can't get through the wall, and it continues down the intestines and out the body. — Michael F. Jacobson

Dad, he's different. He's not going to take advantage of me."
"I hope not, 'cause I'd hate to go to prison for murder."
I laughed and went to hug him but he wasn't amused.
"Dad, I'll be ok. Caleb is a nice guy and very responsible. I promise you I won't do anything stupid and neither will he. I'm sure he wants to stay alive and keep his limbs intact. Ok?"
"Ok," he conceded with a sigh. — Shelly Crane

Simply put, the best teachers are the ones you work your tail off for because in the end you just don't want them to think any less of you. You want and need their approval. — Taylor Mali

Old man. Varney was trying, but the judge looked as if he wanted to pace against the — James Patterson