Jalandhar City Quotes & Sayings

If I were you, I'd stick to the palm reading. Now, there's a trick that won't paralyze you from the neck down. — Angela Cervantes

This may not be the most serious problem in the world, but it is a familiar one: How do you divide a piece of cake equally between two children and also make sure that each of them sees it as a fair division? — Eric Maskin

Being blonde means people decide on sight that you are much prettier and nicer than you really are, just as Americans automatically add 10 points to someone's IQ when they hear an English accent. Fact. — Rachel Johnson

Unfortunately, kids are led to believe things are easier to achieve than they really are. — Buzz Aldrin

In my role as Wikileaks editor, I've been involved in fighting off many legal attacks. To do that, and keep our sources safe, we have had to spread assets, encrypt everything, and move telecommunications and people around the world to activate protective laws in different national jurisdictions. — Julian Assange

If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. Canned laughter is cheating. — Paul Merton

For many, 'rehearsing' means going over the words in your head. That's not good enough say the words aloud. — Ken Weber

I am a great admirer of mystery and magic. Look at this life - all mystery and magic. — Harry Houdini