Jalahn Quotes & Sayings

My tolerance for crazy people is, I think, high a tolerance as you're ever going to find. I love being around David Allen Coe. I would have loved to hang out with Tiny Tim. I can listen to Sun Ra on a tape-recording rant. — Penn Jillette

I got addicted. News, particularly daily news, is more addictive than crack cocaine, more addictive than heroin, more addictive than cigarettes. — Dan Rather

You can give a great and wonderful Christmas if you remember the gifts God has given you and, as best you can, offer them to others as He would. That is the spirit of Christmas and of true happiness every day. — Henry B. Eyring

Fact is,' he said without any of his usual bonhomie, 'religious fafaith, which encodes the highest ass ass aspirations of human race, is now, in our cocountry, the servant of lowest instincts, and gogo God is the creature of evil. — Salman Rushdie

A religious system is to be judged by its idea of God, for it is upon this that its whole structure rests. — John Daniel

Love ... love ... love, never counting the cost. — Catherine Doherty

Goddess," he said, "I would strongly advise you to continue this journey as you were - in your carriage." "Vazkor," I said, "I would strongly advise you not to advise me. — Tanith Lee

Comedy comes from confusion. — Vir Das

U should not be afraid of doing what ur mind tells you 2 do ... just listen 2 ur heart ... never say never — Justin Bieber

I don't appreciate the implication that I'm going to hurt someone. — Kendare Blake