Jake Wethers Quotes & Sayings

Why is the measure of love loss? — Jeanette Winterson

I try not to tell people how to live their lives. I try to show them.
-Tate — Tate Volino

Sweetheart, the baby keeps you up all night , it's definitely a boy. He winks. — Samantha Towle

Gracious, I must be the luckiest drunk who ever floated the Arkansas River, or ---" he bowed slightly to the ladies, offering his warmest grin, "--- is this Heaven? — Sandra Jones

I have never had any difficulty falling asleep. No matter what problems I have. However terrible things are, I can sleep. It's like killing yourself and taking the easy way out. It's waking up that I dread. Every morning, I go through the five stages of death. I wake up in denial that I have to go to work. Then I get angry. Then I bargain with God, or myself, and try to call in sick. Then I feel guilty and go into remission, until finally I accept that the day will suck and I get up. — Ernesto Quinonez

Men want to be him, women want to screw him ...
most wanting to be the one to tame the untameable Jake Wethers. — Samantha Towle

Obedience simulates subordination as fear of the police simulates honesty. — George Bernard Shaw

In my job, I have many operations, so I tend to use time in my car to think. I get in the car after work and drive all night -11 hours, Vancouver to Banff. — Jim Pattison

How Do You Live If Your Life Dies? — Samantha Towle

Look, I have a huge penis --Jake Wethers — Samantha Towle

It'll take more than a tattoo to stop me from getting inside you. Death, maybe. — Samantha Towle

I think I'll get a nut roast. Maybe a nut roast is too lesbian? — Jackie Kay

if you don't add to my life, you're out of my life. — Toni Aleo

Can't you see that everyone is buying station wagons? — Neal Stephenson

I want you to have the best of everything I can give you. And I'm not talking money here, Tru. I'm talking memories. Our life together. — Samantha Towle

You're hard?" I smile. "Well, you're hot," he says with a shrug. — Samantha Towle

Taking my hand, he rests it over his T-shirt, over his heart. You hold this in the palm of your hand. You are the only woman who has ever had it, and ever will. You own me, Tru. — Samantha Towle