Jakari Quotes & Sayings

Hey! He just gave you a compliment."
She frowned. "It sure didn't feel like it."
"Whistling is their way of saying you're a pretty woman. In Mexico, it's a compliment to whistle at a pretty woman. If they pinch your butt, then that is an even greater compliment."
Amelia's eyes widened. "Pinch my what?"
Rick grinned and gave a nod. "It's not disrespectful here in Mexico. In the States, it's called sexual harassment. In Latin countries, it's one of the highest forms of a compliment. — Linda Weaver Clarke

I could totally be a ...
whatever."
"Sailor?"
"On a boat?"
"Yep."
"Yeah." He'll sigh all wistfully. "I could be a sailor. But I'm too busy being a fish. — Hannah Moskowitz

I think we should teach them [the people] wonders and that the purpose of knowledge is to appreciate wonders even more. — Richard Feynman

But even so, every now and then I would feel a violent stab of loneliness. The very water I drink, the very air I breathe, would feel like long, sharp needles. The pages of a book in my hands would take on the threatening metallic gleam of razor blades. I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning. — Haruki Murakami

Tobacco is the only excuse for Columbus's misadventure in discovering America. — Sigmund Freud

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death ... — James Woods

If any QB can complete passes to himself, it's Johnny Manziel. — Jon Gruden

Our ability to perceive the world around us seems so effortless that we tend to take it for granted. — Vilayanur S. Ramachandran

Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint. — Al Yankovic

We are in the habit of saying that it was not in our power to choose the parents who were allotted to us, that they were given to us by chance. But we can choose whose children we would like to be. — Seneca.

Well, perhaps you've caught me at a rare moment of weakness. The greatest gift is to be loved as I have been loved. As I love. — Jillian Hart