Jacquie Lawson Quotes & Sayings

My favorite special skill on my resume is 'excellent monkey noises.' — Ciara Renee

If there are fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies on the table, I won't say no to those. Soy sauce is another one, even though it's awful - it's so high in sodium. — Misty May-Treanor

Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think. — Betty White

The Safe Drinking Water Act was passed in 1974 after tests discovered carcinogens, lead and dangerous bacteria flowing from faucets in New Orleans, Pittsburgh and Boston and elsewhere. — Charles Duhigg

Evil is best served without a patina of hypocrisy. — Daniel Polansky

The game of investing is one of making better predictions about the future than other people. How are you going to do that? One way is to limit your tries to areas of competence. If you try to predict the future of everything, you attempt too much. — Charlie Munger

I don't know whether John Roberts has a twin, perhaps a sister or, uh, someone with a Hispanic last name. — John Cornyn

You're a guy: you can't help being a complete idiot. Comes with the junk. — J.T. Geissinger

We are creating a political demolition derby, not a presidential debate. Those strange impulses in the American soul that have produced mud wrestling and The Gong Show seem to have claimed the national campaign. — Hugh Sidey

Her grandparents' house was an old crammed up space just like all the others there, but to Sofia it had the luxuries of a palace and the reverence of a church. — Effrosyni Moschoudi