Jackoffsour Quotes & Sayings

There are two kinds of airplanes - those you fly and those that fly you ... You must have a distinct understanding at the very start as to who is the boss. — Ernest K. Gann

All the wars, all the hatred, all the ignorance in the world come out of being so invested in our opinions. — Pema Chodron

She'd seen the shows on television, and watched interview with racists, but he exhibited none of those narrow-minded traits, except for the tattoos on his body. — Kassanna

If one could conclude as to the nature of the Creator from a study of his creation it would appear that God has a special fondness for stars and beetles. — John B. S. Haldane

If you have a child, you'll notice they have two states: asleep or online. — Eric Schmidt