Jacketed Glass Quotes & Sayings

All war will end when women cease to find men in uniforms attractive - discuss. — Bill Drummond

Dexter Palmer
"(T)he true enemy of humanity was not Evil, an abstract idea personified by some sort of crimson-faced creature dancing in flames, but Chance, that smoky million-handed monster forever fitting its tiny fingers into the fissures of your life, working tear it apart, loosening the fatal screw, turning that first cell cancerous, sending lightning to strike the tree that you chose for shelter from the storm. — Dexter Palmer

For a fleeting moment, I wondered how he turned out so untamed, so free, coming from such a refined and wealthy setting. — Alessia Dickson

A day and a half ago I was at work playing browser games on the PC and trying to think of what to get Amy for her birthday. Suddenly it's the freaking apocalypse. — David Wong

A tough fight against evil is the duty of good man. — Khem Veasna

What of his beard? Are you not of Homer's opinion, who says Youth is most charming when the beard first appears? — Plato

Making a good music video isn't easy. If it were, MTV would still be showing them instead of '16 and Pregnant,' which I assume is shot exclusively in Utah. — Daniel Tosh

Technological possibilities are irresistible to man. If man can go to the moon, he will. If he can control the climate, he will. — John Von Neumann

God is not willing to do everything, and thus take away our free will and that share of glory which belongs to us. — Niccolo Machiavelli

Namely, when asked to pee on a person, shouldn't you make absolutely sure you've heard correctly? — Sara Barron