Jack Stephen Hilarity Quotes & Sayings

We are alike," he said, "as no one else is, as no one else will ever be."
The truth of it rang through me. Like calls to like. — Leigh Bardugo

Men have an extraordinarily erroneous opinion of their position in nature; and the error is ineradicable. — W. Somerset Maugham

Griffin stared at me, his expression grave. "There are only three things both light and dark exiles have in common. They despise each other, they hate grigori, and they place no value on the casualties of their brutal wars."
Excellent news. Not only was I apparently some weird angel-human combo, but I already had myself a badass immortal enemy. — Jessica Shirvington

I'm noticing a new approach to art making in recent museum and gallery shows. It flickered into focus at the New Museum's 'Younger Than Jesus' last year and ran through the Whitney Biennial, and I'm seeing it blossom and bear fruit at 'Greater New York,' MoMA P.S. 1's twice-a-decade extravaganza of emerging local talent. — Jerry Saltz

Spirituality tells the seeker not to live in the hoary past, not to live in the remote future, but to live in the immediacy of today, in the eternal Now. — Sri Chinmoy

When I'm getting ready for a tour, I'll work out with the dancers. — Janet Jackson

Only in the tamed trembling of a poem, I had believed
Some kindness might survive — Rodney Jones

The man has accumulated a repertoire of facial tics and blinks that demand nothing less than a complete musical score by Stravinsky. — Anonymous

Only a fool would argue with a woman, let alone this woman - she'd win the argument and then kill the man for her troubles. — K.F. Breene

For a moment Jack felt the strongest inclination to snatch up his little gilt chair and beat the white-faced man down with it ... — Patrick O'Brian

He could no longer remember his real name. He felt empty and cleansed, in that place that was not a place. He was without form, and void. He was nothing. — Neil Gaiman

[T]here is a vast difference in the attitude of a man with a gun in his hand and that of one without a gun in his hand. When a man does not have a gun in his hand, or a woman for the matter, he or she tries harder to use his or her mind, sense of compassion, and intelligence to work out a solution. — Aung San Suu Kyi

Cunnilingus is a girl's best friend. Cunnilingus is life. Everything else is just waiting. An orgasm during cunnilingus turns you into an angel. You grow wings and glimpse paradise. — Chloe Thurlow

While the novel-writer aims at an eminently natural method of transcription, the author of the short story adopts a very artificial one — Henry Seidel Canby

I have a lovely office at the back of my house; it's an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side. — Eoin Colfer

If there was another Dr. Quinn movie, I would do it in a heartbeat. — Joe Lando