Jack Klompus Quotes & Sayings

How clever of you to figure that out,' said a voice at the top of the stairs, and Violet, and Klaus were so surprised they almost dropped the lamp. It was Stephano, or, if you prefer, it was Count Olaf. It was the bad guy. — Lemony Snicket

But I was thinking about this, the Obamas want to adopt a stray dog from the pound. And I think that is admirable. I believe the last president to bring a stray dog into the White House got impeached. — David Letterman

I don't ever wear makeup. I steam my face. I put hot water to open pores and cold water to close them. — Paz De La Huerta

As a kid, I was curious but not remotely adventurous, if that makes sense. — Mindy Kaling

One of the things that launched the strength in biotech is when the pharmaceutical industry itself got a little slow. — Louis Navellier

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. — Anonymous

Women select men. That makes them nature, because nature is what selects. And you can say "Well it's only symbolic that women are nature", it's like no, it's not just symbolic. The woman is the gatekeeper to reproductive success. And you can't get more like nature than that, in fact it's the very definition of nature. — Jordan B. Peterson

All things are in the Universe, and the universe is in all things: we in it, and it in us; in this way everything concurs in a perfect unity. — Giordano Bruno

Words are worthless. How can you describe the other worlds? — Frederick Lenz

If you never heard opportunity knock, maybe you're never at home. — Marilyn Vos Savant

Once there was a dictator. He drove millions to various kinds of deaths, by war, in prison, or simply in harsh deserts farming their lives away. He destroyed temples, burned books, and ruined the art of calligraphy. He wrote terrible poetry and forced everyone to learn it, so destroying the literary taste of one quarter of humanity. He remained a warrior even as Chairman. He was at his best as a warrior, because as a warrior, he was fighting for his people, dreaming for them. After that, he only ground them down. But I forgive him for saying one beautiful thing:
'Women hold up half the sky.'
Chairman Mao Tse Tung — Geoff Ryman