Jabberwocky Books Quotes & Sayings

A thorough-paced antiquary not only remembers what all other people have thought proper to forget, but he also forgets what all other people think is proper to remember. — Charles Caleb Colton

When I got out of the hospital, it was one of those classic things - you're looking death in the eye, and it changes you. I thought, I ought to go back on the road. — Robert Hunter

If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting. — Joan Rivers

I get my fuel and inspiration from children, they are our future. — David Batstone

The thing I hate most about skeletons is you can never tell when they're smiling. — Stephen Blackmoore

Like many another member of the gentle sex, she seems to have been ready enough to accept the perquisites of her position, but saw no reason why she should be asked to give anything in return. — W. Somerset Maugham

I'd tell you to ask my last assistant about my low tolerance, but his soul is busy being tortured and buttfucked in the Inner Sanctum." He laughed. "Buttfucked in the Sanctum. Get it?"
Apparently, the males of all species remained children no matter how old they got. — Larissa Ione

Make the money, don't let the money make you.. Change the game, don't let the game change you — Ziad K. Abdelnour

A lot of people come to Los Angeles and think that they're going to be famous, just like that. — Alison Brie

Your most precious asset is your right thinking! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Discipline gives you the freedom to be creative. — Denise Morrison