Ja Konrath Quotes & Sayings

head of the gangplank, she would drop the goat — Diana Gabaldon

No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying "Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir?" "Yes, I would like tea. Why don't you put it on my breasts?" "Certainly. Tea for this man's breasts! Anything else, sir?" — Eddie Izzard

It is our peculiar punishment that we know things change and we want this to be otherwise. — Sallie Tisdale

caelum, non animum mutant, for instance - climate may change, but not character - and — Kathleen Rooney

My relationships with my cats has saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance. — William S. Burroughs

As I age, I realize that now is yesterday's later, and that later is a bad plan. — Stephen Guise

We came to Iraq to liberate them and to make our world a safer place. — Larry Craig

We all have choices that we are empowered to make on a daily basis, and while those choices can be limited by affordability and accessibility, we still have the opportunity to make our best choice. That best choice usually requires more effort and more thought, but, undeniably, the results are worth it. — Adam Rodriguez

When you first quit your regular job and you become a full-time writer, you are paralyzed with free time. You have so much free time. When you are at home, you have a guitar. There's a cat. You got to find ways to create an environment when writing is like going to work. Be efficient with the hours you put into the book. So I go there the same time, every day - like 7:30 am - and I leave around 2 pm, or longer, if I have a deadline. — Matt De La Pena

Yeah, it had a blah, blah, blah, with its blahdity, blah, blah. Then there was the blah, blah blah." Of course, he used words for the "blah blahs", but I didn't understand a single one of them. — Kristen Ashley

The official Hamas charter calls for the murder of Jews and destruction of the Jewish state. — Aaron Klein

I might be from Kentucky, but I know that 'bless her heart' means 'fuck that bitch' in Southern. — Laura Kreitzer

Man, do not pride yourself on your superiority to the animals, for they are without sin, while you, with all your greatness, you defile the earth wherever you appear and leave an ignoble trail behind you
and that is true, alas, for almost every one of us! — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating — Mike Tyson