Izzard Chef Quotes & Sayings

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order. — Spike Milligan

The look of love alarms Because 'tis filled with fire; But the look of soft deceit Shall sin the lover's hire. — William Blake

She wants to be someone else, somewhere else, and I can't blame her. — Anna Quindlen

A man's religion is himself. If he is right-minded toward God, he is religious; if the Lord Jesus Christ is his schoolmaster, then he is Christianly religious. — Henry Ward Beecher

You have a memory chip that small implanted in you, he verified.
I nodded, guessing this was somewhat worse than having cooties. — James Patterson

I don't get far enough into a boring book to hate it. — Garry Wills

Never play the Devil's Advocate. Your words could be the difference between success and failure in someone else. — Ingrid Weir

Misfortune may become fortune through patience. — Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The medical argument for animal testing doesn't stand up. Even if it did, I don't think we should kill other species. We think we're so much better; I'm not sure we are. I tell people, We've beaten into submission every animal on the face of the Earth, so we are the clear winners of whatever battle is going on between the species. Couldn't we be generous? I really do think it's time to get nice. No need to keep beating up on them. I think we've got to show that we're kind. — Paul McCartney

I have an abiding faith in the fact that time will change the value of photographs. What you see today may be so familiar to everyone that they don't immediately appreciate or value it. — Rondal Partridge

I'll wire the International Federation of American Homing Pigeon Fanciers and give them the number stamped on the bird's leg ring. — Carolyn Keene

There were so many miracles at work: that a blossom might become a peach, that a bee could make honey in its thorax, that rain might someday fall. I thought then about the seasons changing, and in the gray of night I could almost will myself to see the azure sky, the gold of the maple leaves, the crimson of the ripe apples, the hoarfrost on the grass. — Jane Hamilton

I have made a choice to listen to myself even if everyone in the entire world doesn't agree with what I think. I know me, at the end of the day and I know what I can handle emotionally and what I can handle physically. — Crystal Renn

A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms. — Rob Schneider

Dear, sweet, beautiful girl, — Tahereh Mafi