Izvori Zagadjivanja Quotes & Sayings

She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can't believe her, even if I could believe her.


shit got to be real

sahi. — Loveless

Knowledge is a musket. You can use it only as a club, but will you? When your life is on the line? — Brent Weeks

One and one is eleven. — Frank Zappa

You can always tell the old river hand by the way in which he stretches himself out upon the cushions at the bottom of the boat, and encourages the rowers by telling them anecdotes about the marvellous feats he performed last season. — Jerome K. Jerome

Back in 1960 at Christmas time, I did work loading and unloading boxcars for Railway Express. That was a kind of weight training that helped me. I weighed about 160 when I started. I began to gain weight and kept right on gaining until I reached 195 pounds. — Pete Rose

You are my sunshine on a dark dreary day. — Debasish Mridha

Well, the cat is flourishing and gets more spoiled and more beautiful every day. His whiskers measure, from tip to tip, including his mouth and nose, of course, ten inches, pure white whale bone. — Elizabeth Bishop

I would sign an executive order protecting religious liberty, our first amendment rights, so Christian business owners and individuals don't face discrimination for having a traditional view of marriage. — Bobby Jindal

All right you bloody Scottish bastard, lets see how stubborn you really are. — Diana Gabaldon

The true purpose of life is the perfection of humanity through individual effort, under the guidance of God's inspiration. Real life is response to the best within us. To be alive only to appetite, pleasure, pride, money-making, and not to goodness and kindness, purity and love, poetry, music, flowers, stars, God and eternal hopes, is to deprive one's self of the real joy of living. — David O. McKay

The only place Al Gore conserves energy these days is on the treadmill. I don't want to suggest that Al's getting big, but the last time I saw him on TV I thought, "That reminds me we have to do something about saving the polar bears." Never mind his carbon footprint have you seen the size of Al Gore's regular footprint lately? It's almost as deep as Janet Reno's. — Ann Coulter

To be ungrateful is to be unnatural. The head may be thus guilty, not the heart. — Antoine Rivarol

The information revolution has changed wealth. Intellectual capital is far more important than money. — Walter Wriston

I was a better writer when I was teaching. I was constantly going over the basics and constantly reminding myself, as I reminded my students, what made a good story, a good poem. — Gil Scott-Heron

Life means progress, and progress means suffering. — Hendrik Willem Van Loon